I love this so much! Although, I'm not sure it belongs in dry humor..... is wet humor a thing?

And, honestly, maybe there are people who really can't sleep without clapping. Is Clappers Anonymous a thing?

Lastly, since the clappers are upsetting you so much, I would like to offer myself as a safe place for claps... big claps, sincere claps, even pity claps!

Thanks for making me think so much about claps!

I did clap a lot for you and I want you to know that I meant every clap!